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By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

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By fuck teh poleese - 12/02/2012 21:50 - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

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By WickedLittleDoll - 01/12/2014 16:38 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

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By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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By spaz - 14/03/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML

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By H…… - 20/11/2020 20:08

Today, my roommate and I were talking about how much better my dog has gotten at not peeing in the house, and how I was doing better at not losing my temper when he did. A few hours after this conversation, the dog pissed all over the floor and I screamed so loudly that now my throat hurts. FML

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By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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By Keyser Soze - 17/01/2017 09:56

Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML

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lissylauren 0

Friday 19 August 2011 18:28

Sucks but atleast you didn't punch the dog..

mdizzl 6

Friday 19 August 2011 18:35

I don't blame you. roosters are ******* annoying as hell

Comments

Glitterhinoceros 14

Friday 19 August 2011 18:53

Shoot the rooster, muzzle the dog, and spackle the cabinet

CBRpoint6kRR 0

Friday 19 August 2011 18:55

Sweet super run-on sentence. You deserve it.

GraceKathryn97 0

Friday 19 August 2011 18:59

HA! Sounds like something I would do, except I wouldnt have just punched the wall, I woulda blown that dogs head off with a shot gun! *chick chick* BOOM! Haha

ginger123456789 0

Friday 19 August 2011 20:21

Psychotic much?

Amrel 10

Friday 19 August 2011 21:06

Where have you been all my life?!?

GraceKathryn97 0

Friday 19 August 2011 22:08

Lol mississippi! ;)

GraceKathryn97 0

Friday 19 August 2011 22:10

Lol Mississippi! I'm not psycho I'm awesome! ;)

danielreader22 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 2:43

No you're psycho.

Magex 12

Friday 19 August 2011 19:01

FALCON PAWNCH!

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 19 August 2011 19:22

Falcon poncho?

mr_miyagi 0

Friday 19 August 2011 19:04

HAHAHA you said ****...erel

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Friday 19 August 2011 19:17

They changed it :(

humorizer 14

Friday 19 August 2011 19:23

Yeah... I thought something was weird. I could have sworn the first time I read it said "cocker spaniel" or something and that I was imagining things when I read it this time and saw "rooster".

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Friday 19 August 2011 23:39

Yeah me too... I thought that's what it said too.

slick5880 22

Friday 19 August 2011 19:08

Chicken... It's whats for dinner.

ThatFatGuyBehind 3

Friday 19 August 2011 19:23

Depends what kind of dog though. If it's an annoying ankle biter then punt it. If it's a REAL dog then just put it outside til you calm down.

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Saturday 20 August 2011 0:05

if it were a "real" dog, as you call it, you could hit it and run the risk of having your arm torn off and being used as a chew toy. You could also wait until it's asleep and hit it in the ass with a blow gun. Either way, I'll laugh my ass off as long as you put it on YouTube.