Animals: Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes,...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

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By fuck teh poleese - 12/02/2012 21:50 - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

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By WickedLittleDoll - 01/12/2014 16:38 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

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By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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You deserved it 3 944

By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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You deserved it 6 748

By spaz - 14/03/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML

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By H…… - 20/11/2020 20:08

Today, my roommate and I were talking about how much better my dog has gotten at not peeing in the house, and how I was doing better at not losing my temper when he did. A few hours after this conversation, the dog pissed all over the floor and I screamed so loudly that now my throat hurts. FML

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You deserved it 2 046

By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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By Keyser Soze - 17/01/2017 09:56

Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML

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lissylauren 0

Friday 19 August 2011 18:28

Sucks but atleast you didn't punch the dog..

mdizzl 6

Friday 19 August 2011 18:35

I don't blame you. roosters are ******* annoying as hell

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Friday 19 August 2011 19:37

Your anger is misplaced. Go an' **** the rooster, put it in your pot & enjoy a hearty meal...Problem solved!

josebeto1 6

Friday 19 August 2011 19:55

First he has to master punching cabinets, then move on to walls.

stopbutton 0

Friday 19 August 2011 20:13

call 911, get some water, and ummm nvm. 2 late to delete this

Petronix 5

Friday 19 August 2011 20:22

Do you have a gun? It's currently open season on roosters...

Soloman212 28

Friday 19 August 2011 22:31

Well if he's ******* punching through cabinets, I don't think not owning a gun's gonna stop him.

dirtyrussian97 0

Friday 19 August 2011 20:23

You probably shouldn't own a dog with those kind of anger problems

Iheartfunny 1

Friday 19 August 2011 20:24

a rooster eh well i suggest you go to kfc and and show him you mean buisness

geeoorrgiee24 0

Friday 19 August 2011 20:35

Maybe if u killed ur dog , other than that you're fine

sambam_454 0

Friday 19 August 2011 20:41

I think you do need those classes o___o

Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 19 August 2011 20:46

Well first kill your neighbour's ****, then that should quiet your bitch up. I don't know what is up with all these FMLs with neighbours with roosters.