By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5

Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

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laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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l33tm0nk3y 0

Even worse is the fact that peeing on jellyfish stings doesn't really help at all; in fact, it can make it worse because exposing the stinging cells stuck in you to a liquid with a different concentration of dissolved substances than seawater can trigger them to release more venom.

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Ostrichman 0

That is a myth about the urine and the Jelly Fish sting. All you need is water.

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Ladybug_Mafia 0

Sorry about the stings, but why would you go back into the water? I hope it was the same jellyfish that stung you both times because his friends thought it would be funny to keep stinging you. At least you didn't go back a third time, right. You didn't go back again...did you?

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candii_fml 0

woooww jelly fish dunt like you do they??

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PredyJessica 0

gosh you people having a big discussion -_- calm the hell down!

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emery2323 0

I have been stung by multiple jellyfish before, while it hurts...but it's not that big of a deal. Almost like being stung by a bee, the pain goes away on it's own after a few minutes.

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tk89 0

#133: Epic rhymage, bro.

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newbieattech 0

@ 11, you're a jackass. it's usually safe to go into the water. he didn't deserve to get stung just for going into the ******* water, so shut up and go home because you clearly don't have any friends with that sort of attitude. @ OP: The beach does not like you :P sorry for your pain

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jessxoxo28 5

aww, that sucks and ur friends r gross- get new ones

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