By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 433
You deserved it 83

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Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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ya...i dont get that...why'd he have to pee on u...is he retarded?

Steph94_fml 0

Im sorry, but damnnnnn talk about bad luck! i thought mine was bad!

yeepers 0

Your friend had to pee on you? Wait, what?

that's really funny and I have never heard of that pee thing.

rachelbrianna25 0

i have heard of the pee thing, it works. haha. I don't mind being stung. LOL! Seriously, folks have you heard of a shower? It provides fresh water. Look it up & maybe one day it will help you!!

staticx 0

It was unfortunate the first time, but the second time you just deserved to get peed on. Learn next time

Vinegar does work. And so does vodka. I'm not kidding, it does. As Wiki says, applying vinegar to common jellyfish stings deactivates the nematocysts (which is a type of venomous cell, apparently). Also, as xkcd says, you are a scientist. I don't remember the link, but I remember the comic: Upon pulling a lever, lightning strikes the guy. A normal person's thoughts? "I'd better not do that again..." A scientist's thoughts? "I wonder if that happens every time? *pull*"

Thats y you use the little shower thingys they have to was urself off...