By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to Super Glue a couple of quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 537
You deserved it 101 383

Same thing different taste

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tick_tock 0

Haha, that's hilarious. But yes, you deserved it I'm afraid.

KEVINPASH 0

Street Patrol? you must live in the hood.

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why is this an FML? you just sound like a jerk

Sorry, don't buy it. There is no law against defacing US currency. Otherwise every tourist trap that lets you squish a penny and put something on it would be fined and there would be no penny squishing machines. Vandalism? Maybe they could make a case for it, but I doubt it will hold up in court. Sorry, but I don't believe you.

glockjaw 0

I did this at my school with some intense superglue, never got busted and got to watch at least 5 people try to pick it up

agree with #1. Halarious and deserved!

ahahaha dumass, you can't fool others if you, yourself are a bigger fool. YDI (:

hahayou12345 0

Uh, #12.... yes there is! http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode18/usc_sec_18_00000331----000-.html i would imagine it mostly applies to paper money, because it is ok to use those machines that squish your penny, but it would be illegal to try to use it as real currency afterwards.

bonafidehustler 0

That's hilarious... I need to try that sometime! Of course, when no one is watching though.

You deserved the fines. You're a jackass.