Miscellaneous: Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily....

By AyoitsSteveo - 24/05/2009 09:49 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

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You deserved it 159 361

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 504

You deserved it 5 190

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 794

You deserved it 81 434

By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 089

You deserved it 4 238

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 862

You deserved it 5 795

Power move

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 719

You deserved it 1 784

By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 474

You deserved it 5 357

By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 296

You deserved it 37 602

Overpowered

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 801

You deserved it 15 591

Size isn't everything!

By Franklin - 18/12/2017 19:00

Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 342

You deserved it 7 931

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 576

You deserved it 10 080

MoonTiger 4

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:07

And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass

wtfml0715 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad

Comments

beep_guacamole 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:45

That's hilarious... ydi cuz u shouldn't pick on ppl in the first place..

fml_fml_fml9 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:46

omg, she should of taped it. i lol'd so hard..

thejoz 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:48

I don't think I've read a bigger act of complete douchebaggery in quite a while. Idiot. YDI.

Suicidal_Alpaca 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:55

You never want to fight with a girl. I hate it when people think we're WEAK because we're girls. When you think about it, it's women that do the most work around here.

TRex32 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:56

hahah i guess ur not buff than huh?? why even start a fight with a skinny girl who is younger that you...dick move and you paid for it..lol

chilipeppersrok 0

Monday 25 May 2009 0:02

**** you, #96. You're just like this loser who got his ass kicked for underestimating the strength of girls. "Females suck at fighting" ??? You'll never learn until some chick beats the living shit out of you. Don't be a sexist bastard.

illeyad 0

Monday 25 May 2009 0:03

If I guy was trying to court me by hitting me, damn right I'll punch him back. You were literally asking for it. BTW i doubt yor as 'buff' as you made yourself out to be, Some of my guy friend have asked me to hit their muscular ars/abs and beleive me, I felt it more than they did- liar.

krissmundur 0

Monday 25 May 2009 0:04

#150 women doing the most work generally is bullshit. anyway, people don't get that it's normal that some girls are stronger than most of the guys around their age because men are only stronger than women when they're grown up.