Miscellaneous: Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily....

By AyoitsSteveo - 24/05/2009 09:49 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

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You deserved it 159 349

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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Size isn't everything!

By Franklin - 18/12/2017 19:00

Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML

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By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:07

And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass

wtfml0715 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad

Comments

dancin303 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:42

#136, wait the cheerleads are d-bags? i think its time to take a look in a mirror. and its a hobby my friend is a cheerleader and gets straight A's. she doesnt plan on cheerleading being her future but she just enjoys it. so stfu about something you dont know about

nikkirito 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:43

YDI for being a little bitch. Win for Emily!

wet_feet 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:54

you dont hit a girl **** bag

SteamyCream 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:54

I doubt she's really even your friend.

AntX2 1

Monday 25 May 2009 2:58

Fail.

Casualt1234 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:04

"I'm 17 years old buff guy" There's your problem right there. You're retarded and you obviously think highly of yourself. YDI douchebag.

aback 4

Monday 25 May 2009 3:08

Go, Emily! Find some other way to pester people that doesn't end up with you crying like a little bitch. :D

_mcs_ 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:11

YDI for agreeing to fight a girl or just annoying her in the first place.

thessad 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:12

What the ****? First of all, if you're punching a girl two years younger than you hard enough to provoke her to challenge you to a fight, that's messed up. Secondly, assuming that she didn't have a joking tone when she challenged you to a fight, why the hell did you accept? And finally, you lost a fight to a girl, who is two years younger than you. I don't need to comment. Even though you completely deserved getting beaten up, I'll say your life is still ******, because it appears that you are weak physically and mentally.

arioch_fml 20

Thursday 8 June 2017 20:09

Not trying to defend it but Op more than likely wasn't even punching her hard. If it was hard, she wouldn't have asked if he wanted to fight, and instead just fought back. More than likely she was just annoyed and figured that was the only way he would stop.