Miscellaneous: Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily....

By AyoitsSteveo - 24/05/2009 09:49 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

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You deserved it 159 361

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 504

You deserved it 5 190

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 794

You deserved it 81 434

By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 089

You deserved it 4 238

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 862

You deserved it 5 795

Power move

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 719

You deserved it 1 784

By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 474

You deserved it 5 357

By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 296

You deserved it 37 602

Overpowered

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 801

You deserved it 15 591

Size isn't everything!

By Franklin - 18/12/2017 19:00

Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 342

You deserved it 7 931

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 576

You deserved it 10 080

MoonTiger 4

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:07

And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass

wtfml0715 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad

Comments

mike12 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:31

That is awesome high five to random emily

TreeHugger_98 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:33

haha!! lol just cuz shes skinny doesnt mean she cant beat the crap outta u!! i just beat the crap outta a girl that is twice my size yesterday!! lol. how do u add favorites cuz this would be 1 of mine?!

Monty_Python 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:39

******* OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_shit_happens_ 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:41

ydi for underestimating and starting a fight with a girl youre a guy? dont hit girls. asshole

insert_name 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:46

HAHAHAHAHA this is exactly why you don;t get in a fight with a girl...they'll kick ur ass...

chris81589 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:04

How do these things get past moderation? Even if it's not fake, it's dumb as shit.

xstaticdelta 6

Monday 25 May 2009 2:11

@185 thats the idea

CaptainPat 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:13

Would your name happen to be WIll Lamoy?

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:16

aah why do so many people automatically try to accuse or criticize?! He was probably gonna wrestle with her playfully, not hurtfully. He probably didn't know that she'd beat him or was more athletic than him. Funny story, no need to blame.