By AyoitsSteveo - 24/05/2009 09:49 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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MoonTiger 4

And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass

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wtfml0715 0

hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad

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strawberryspacejam 11

I'm captain of the wrestling team. Hand her to me, I'll snap her neck. Just because she's a girl doesn't mean she won't back away, she could do some damage. It's happened to me before, I remembered what my dad said "the opposite sex has no advantage over you." So thats what I did, this girl thought she was stronger, I opened a size 10 can of whoop ass on her. Good luck fighting her again. May the opposite sex have no advantage over you.

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drewbreesdat 0

it's actually kinda funny when my girlfriend tries to wrestle with me... I bench pressed her 19 times yesterday

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ps592 0

why were you hitting a girl in the first place dumbass??? and then shes two years younger??? wow...

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dubsy420 0

yeah, you couldnt just grab her wrists? i thought you were buff. bug strong man got whooped by a girl

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jbentley1994 0

never mess with a girl named Emily they are all crazy!!!!!

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Drittjr 0

Next time, poke/hit her repeatedly while quickly saying "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER". She'll never see it coming. (fyi: you're a disgrace to your fellow men. YDI)

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