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By princev - 18/06/2011 10:32 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

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By N1ch0la1 - 08/08/2009 09:35 - South Africa

Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

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You deserved it 2 976

By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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You deserved it 5 457

Poor little guy

By anonymous - 16/09/2022 02:30 - United States - Maryville

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML

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You deserved it 134

By HHIChica - 17/09/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

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You deserved it 5 841

Rescue cat

By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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You deserved it 838

By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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You deserved it 2 824

By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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You deserved it 500

By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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You deserved it 6 550

By Travellingluck - 20/10/2017 16:12

Today, after a week of severe gastroenteritis that required a hospital stay, I was finally feeling well enough to go in the pool at our holiday resort. My fiance slipped on the edge of the pool and we're back in the hospital. Happy vacation! FML

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You deserved it 269

Relax

By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

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Aaraeus 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:45

Catastrophic.

floiedy 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:47

You're an ass.

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Leigh_Badd 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:20

That was smart!! Dumbass.

darkmis1 17

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:34

Why would you think that's funny? How stupid are you? There is absolutely no way you don't deserve this. F the cats life.

shortykrt 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:34

dumbass.

bigarat10 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:34

haha your smart! YDI idiot

marissa456 5

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:36

that's so mean!

bleedlikeagod 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:38

someone got dropped on their head a few to many times.

amkaye 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:40

I feel worse for the cat than you, jackass.

4ugu4 7

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:49

YDI OP!!!!!!

zombiesrule 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:50

your retarded

zombiesrule 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:50

your retarded

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