Health: Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while...

By princev - 18/06/2011 10:32 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

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By N1ch0la1 - 08/08/2009 09:35 - South Africa

Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

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By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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Poor little guy

By anonymous - 16/09/2022 02:30 - United States - Maryville

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML

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By HHIChica - 17/09/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

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Rescue cat

By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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By Travellingluck - 20/10/2017 16:12

Today, after a week of severe gastroenteritis that required a hospital stay, I was finally feeling well enough to go in the pool at our holiday resort. My fiance slipped on the edge of the pool and we're back in the hospital. Happy vacation! FML

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Relax

By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

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Aaraeus 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:45

Catastrophic.

floiedy 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:47

You're an ass.

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teenycd7 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:46

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR POOR CAT ! YDI, big time.

MA_COTA 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:47

****** idiot!

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:49

when I was little I used to grab my cats and jump on my trampoline with them lmfao

dasfro 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:49

What did you think would happen, moron?!

Bananaa122 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:11

pussys don't like to get wet...... duhhh

DaM_iM_sO_nY 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 22:14

not true

Bananaa122 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 7:08

lol that one didntt

s0ulslack 20

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:11

dumbass

Bananaa122 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:13

Animal Cruelty jkkkk! sorry about your face thoo op

lifelessons22222 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:16

You deserve a Darwin award

abethehonest 4

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:11

he's not dead tho

XxHunterHavocxX 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:17

Haha my cat loves water for some reason...

MarkGoldstein 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:18

you throw the cat and jump after

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Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML

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Today, my husband woke up with the first boner he’s had in almost 6 years. He yelled for me to join him so we could have sex again like the old days, but by the time I was finished on the toilet and raced to get to him with my pants still round my ankles, he'd gone soft. We’re only in our 30s. FML

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Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML

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Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

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Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it requires you to wear a lot of makeup like false eyelashes and red lipstick. I went into a Starbucks to get a coffee and a boy around 18 asked me, in all seriousness, what my rate is for one night. FML

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Same thing different taste

Poor little guy

Rescue cat

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