Miscellaneous: Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once,...

By stupidprankster - 09/03/2012 10:10 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 08:29 - Australia - Perth

Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML

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Jedi mind trick

By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 04:00

Today, my stepdad punched me in the face after I told him I hated him. He and my mom came in 10 minutes later to try to convince me that I'd made it up in my head that he'd punched me. My face was still red. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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You deserved it 42 999

By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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You deserved it 6 604

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 16 510

By J - 11/02/2016 15:44 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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Worth it

By Anonymous - 19/02/2021 22:58

Today, my mom thought it would be funny to wake me up with a monster mask on, holding a knife, and screaming, "I'm going to kill you!" My first response was to punch her in the face then kick her. Guess who's grounded for a month. FML

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You deserved it 95

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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SmeXikoE 3

Friday 9 March 2012 16:09

Falcoooooon. ....... PAWNCH!

theaws0m3guy 4

Friday 9 March 2012 16:14

You scare yourself while scaring someone?

Comments

sweetdreams20 0

Friday 9 March 2012 17:33

Project x: "the only thing I got was you punching a 12 year old"

sillymcbilly 7

Friday 9 March 2012 17:41

YOU DESERVED IT!!!! :P

kayedawgg 0

Friday 9 March 2012 17:48

My dad does that too -_-

gonad_gobbler 1

Friday 9 March 2012 17:52

BAM! Right in the kisser!

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 10 March 2012 0:09

Pow*

neverdrinkSODA 12

Friday 9 March 2012 17:59

op you have it backwards. had he not punched you in the face; it would not have been funny

Mullak 7

Friday 9 March 2012 18:22

Thats what you get for scarring the leader of the "tge rent

EnterSandman_fml 20

Friday 9 March 2012 18:40

One time ages ago when I scared my father he released a horrendous fart that stunk up the whole house. As a result, my rent went up. That's worse than getting punched in the face.