Animals: Today, I thought the earwig infestation that had plagued my basement...

By NotFromAustralia - 08/07/2016 05:25 - United States - Denver

Today, I thought the earwig infestation that had plagued my basement apartment for weeks had finally solved itself. Turns out the black widow infestation took care of it for me. Time to move. FML

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Exterminators are expensive

By vinyl_mermaid - 02/03/2017 14:00

Today, in an effort to rearrange my bedroom, I planned to reroute my internet cables under my house. Then I found out about the black widow infestation. FML

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Awwww, how sweet!

By Justin - 25/07/2020 20:00

Today, after having a 3-day vacation and feeling a bit bummed that it was over, I got home to find a black widow watching her babies hatch in my office window. FML

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By dukemisery - 01/10/2016 05:34 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML

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Usually a bad omen

By Karen - 21/05/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML

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By browngirl - 29/09/2013 04:16 - Canada - Vernon

Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML

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By Elgrin - 17/06/2016 18:03 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML

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Social parasites

By wasp infestation - 03/10/2016 04:54 - United States - Aurora

Today, the owner of the house I'm renting said he doesn't want to pay $4000 to fumigate the home, and that he'll take care of the issue himself. I have killed 30 angry wasps in the last hour. There are thousands living in the walls, but I think their favorite place is my bathroom and my bed. FML

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Shithole

By Julie Wuertz - 21/06/2021 11:01

Today, I was packing up to move when I decided to take a break. I went to get some water from the sink when a bug fell into my cup. Needless to say, I'm glad I'm moving. FML

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By Anonim23 - 15/08/2019 20:00

Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML

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By ewwww - 26/05/2013 17:55 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML

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hman1025 17

Friday 8 July 2016 15:30

Fire is the only logical solution here

granpa_haribo 13

Friday 8 July 2016 15:31

Exterminator be like "Sorry ma'm nothing left to do here, gonna have to burn the place down"

Comments

protoskore 27

Friday 8 July 2016 17:21

I have Fire ants, OP. I'll trade you.

TanteTine 5

Friday 8 July 2016 18:37

Great name!

Jachin357 28

Friday 8 July 2016 18:47

I think it's time to burn your house down OP.

collinchildress 12

Friday 8 July 2016 19:07

as they said in Jarhead, ****. That. Shit.

TacoloverSWE 23

Friday 8 July 2016 19:12

And after the tiger, people.

ouijacorn 9

Friday 8 July 2016 19:42

"Picky, picky." -The black widows

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Friday 8 July 2016 19:55

You should thank the the spider for taking care of the earwig infestation. Black Widows aren't very life threatening as long as you don't mess with them. Besides, spiders are famous for exterming pests.

sparkledoge 29

Friday 8 July 2016 20:04

I have the same problem with false widows, they're a cousin specie, not as dangerous but i am terrified of spiders and they can cause damages but they are only here since 2011 and people seem to still ignore their existence here and refuse to treat the building. So they're just colonizing the place.