By NotFromAustralia - 08/07/2016 05:25 - United States - Denver

Today, I thought the earwig infestation that had plagued my basement apartment for weeks had finally solved itself. Turns out the black widow infestation took care of it for me. Time to move. FML
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hman1025 17

Fire is the only logical solution here

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granpa_haribo 13

Exterminator be like "Sorry ma'm nothing left to do here, gonna have to burn the place down"

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fin55 17

I just google it, there are only false black widows in Colorado. You should be fine

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Sora_McKain 36

"There are about 37,000 described species of spiders on earth. Of these only a mere handful have venom that is of concern to humans. The most common species of spider in Colorado with venom that is harmful to humans is the western black widow spider, Latrodectus hesperus." Denver Museum of Nature & Science › faq

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pin731 5

ya fam the only thing left you can do is poor some gasoline around your house, light a match, throw it on the floor and walk out the front door with two fingers up in the air yelling out "deuces!"

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saffy66 34

Of course you're not from Australia. We have Redbacks, not Black Widows.

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8djht8 19

put plants like tomatoes that's what black widows are for.

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amccaul1976 8

I live in the mountains and the town I live in is full of them. I find at least 2 or 3 a year. they are a plague up here.

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False_Stupidity 41

Since when does 2 or 3 per year equal plague?

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