By NotFromAustralia - 08/07/2016 05:25 - United States - Denver

Today, I thought the earwig infestation that had plagued my basement apartment for weeks had finally solved itself. Turns out the black widow infestation took care of it for me. Time to move. FML
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hman1025 17

Fire is the only logical solution here

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granpa_haribo 13

Exterminator be like "Sorry ma'm nothing left to do here, gonna have to burn the place down"

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brenton490 19

This how to movie of giant human size spiders start. OP you have to take one for the team and save the world by burning the whole place to the ground.

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Rainbow_Princess 16

bwhahah.... its just a couple of spiders lol-- the aussie.

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Badassboss 3

The nopes got killed by the bigger nopes

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hunt3009 16

I'm more worried about how it says that it was posted in Colorado...

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Kitten_Kat 10

The commenters are right OP, fire is the only solution.

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RuneRifle 22

Time to burn down the house. Need some matches?

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PandaBeer 15

Black widows aren't bad as long as you don't piss them off repeatedly. Unlike other spiders who will bite the shit out of you for no reason.

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MissDramaQueen 18

Ugh! I hate spiders so what would have happened there with me and my mum would have been ok everyone pack your bags and then we would burn the house down

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gatorgirl7563 22

The spiders ate the earwigs. Don't worry. Not that their food is gone, they'll die.... but first they will spread out in search of food.....

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