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By markovitchpresto - 07/12/2013 00:38 - Madagascar

Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was going on, so I had two choices: say that I was sick or tell the truth. It’s been an hour since my mom started trying to give me a suppository to cure my “indigestion”. FML
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Ashael 5

You're old enough to tell them to **** off.

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Ramb0 20

if you have to lie about drinking , you're too young to be drinking

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Ixiion_fml 13

If you're not old enough to tell them, you're too not old enough to be getting drunk. YDI.

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catanita 18

Gullible parents you have there. The vomit from drinking and the vomit from indigestion smells different. I know what i'm talking about.

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TMO2142 25

Did the see Marty the zeebra?

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dragoongirl90 34

What the **** is wrong with her???

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

If you're still living with your parents, you're either too young to drink or too irresponsible to drink. Plus, you obviously drank more than your limit. YDI

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