Miscellaneous: Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend...

By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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You deserved it 7 104

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 04:00

Today, I announced to my friends that I'd proposed to my girlfriend and she'd said yes. I thought they'd be happy for me, since they were the ones who introduced me to her after all. Instead, they all were flabbergasted. One told me, "You realize we set you up with that fat chick as a joke, right?" FML

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You deserved it 176

By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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You deserved it 793

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Truro

Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML

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You deserved it 91

By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 964

You deserved it 33 060

By Brennan Lebrun - 18/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML

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You deserved it 369

Wrong end of the stick

By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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You deserved it 3 863

By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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You deserved it 14 385

False hope

By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 136

Not such a happy ending

By JustJared - 15/09/2021 05:00

Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML

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You deserved it 2 017

Sabotage

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 17:00 - United States - Harlingen

Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML

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You deserved it 111

realggirl 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:58

Your friend is such a d*ck! Poor girl. As if getting your heart broken isn't bad enough. :(

canucksnhl 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:10

f her life

Comments

kolbinator 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:04

some friend eh. dump em both u don't need that shut. fyl

Cartain 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:09

All good stories start with "My best friend thought it would be funny to..."

EMTchic 14

Saturday 21 July 2012 16:53

Or "so this bitch . . ."

canucksnhl 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:10

f her life

xriley 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:54

I have no use for friend much more these so called best friends...this is why....shoulda just kept it to urself....anyways y u breaking up

happyhak 5

Saturday 30 January 2010 11:07

#16, are you mentally retarded or something? You tell the OP to keep that kind of news to himself and then you ask why? So he shouldnt tell his best friend but he should tell som random idiot over the internet? Dumbass

Anon17564 3

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:56

To be fair, the chances of it getting back to his girlfriend if he discusses it with an anonymous stranger are far lower than if he discusses it with a real-life friend. I still agree with you, mind, #16 does not understand logic.

farstar 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 11:13

have your friend marry her then

happypapp12 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 11:37

This is an fml!

CYNNER 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 13:09

#20 no shit!

Crittz 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 11:39

WTF is wrong with your friend? Immature, inconsiderate piece of shit.

weheuw 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 12:00

Haaha, she probably had and fml moment too

kindness 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 12:03

it's HER life that sucks. 3 years. and she clearly loves you a lot. way to break her heart. but your friend is a complete dick, because that will hurt HER. poor girl...

CyclonePsycho 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:40

You can't fault the OP for wanting to end something that he views is going nowhere. Wouldn't it hurt more if you found your significant other was just keeping the relationship alive to keep you happy? Living a lie is not fun. This fml sucks for both of them. The friend is simply an evil mastermind who will soon rule the world.