Miscellaneous: Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend...

By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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You deserved it 7 104

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 04:00

Today, I announced to my friends that I'd proposed to my girlfriend and she'd said yes. I thought they'd be happy for me, since they were the ones who introduced me to her after all. Instead, they all were flabbergasted. One told me, "You realize we set you up with that fat chick as a joke, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 008

You deserved it 176

By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 729

You deserved it 793

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Truro

Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 281

You deserved it 91

By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 964

You deserved it 33 060

By Brennan Lebrun - 18/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 925

You deserved it 369

Wrong end of the stick

By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 872

You deserved it 3 863

By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 832

You deserved it 14 385

False hope

By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 987

You deserved it 6 136

Not such a happy ending

By JustJared - 15/09/2021 05:00

Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 242

You deserved it 2 017

Sabotage

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 17:00 - United States - Harlingen

Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 569

You deserved it 111

realggirl 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:58

Your friend is such a d*ck! Poor girl. As if getting your heart broken isn't bad enough. :(

canucksnhl 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:10

f her life

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bubber 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:45

Your friend FTW. Seriously you may need to punch him in the nose, but that is a prank worthy of a beer.

rouxvanity 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:09

you're best friend is amazing.

Dandamanoo 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:31

win!

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:51

I doubt anyone that thought this was an awesome prank had ever been in a relationship and then dumped. This is ******* cruel.

13__Loki__13 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:03

your best friend is going to nail your ex on the rebound. he will comfort her with his penis

MrsFunsize 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:31

Aw that really sucks! So did u end up breaking up with her?

reeree1234 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 21:30

not **** your life, **** your freind, that sucks

killergummyworm 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 21:31

omfg sry dude. I wish I knew how it turned out. who needs enemies with friends like that.

dance_till_dawn 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:18

Your friend is a real ass. YDI for choosing friends that are scum!

pompompom_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:23

he's not an ass, he's funny. for some (lame) people^ it's the same

demeter_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:34

dude i really hope that you married that poor girl.

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Today, the girl I love who friendzoned me called to talk. She shared the marvelous things she'd done for her friend's birthday, then said, "You had a recent birthday too." Then she laughed. We'd talked multiple times without her mentioning my birthday. She ignored it on Facebook. Time for no contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 361

You deserved it 175

Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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You deserved it 3 148

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Today, my doctor told me I needed to eat more salt to keep my blood pressure from dropping dangerously low. He only shrugged when I pointed out that he had previously told me to eat a low-salt diet to control my vertigo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 722

You deserved it 1 533

Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because he’d been rolling in mud. I returned to find him totally shaved, save his head and tail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 729

You deserved it 85

Today, on my birthday, I tried to be a good girlfriend by making sure my boyfriend of 3 years alarms were set for work on his phone. Noticed he’s back to talking to his ex as the messenger bubble had her face in it.. He was asking for boob pictures...FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 715

You deserved it 312

Today, my dad died recently and as I was going through photos of his bucket list trip to Paris, I realised I’m not in a single damn one of the photos. Why? Because during all the big photo moments, I was the stupid bastard taking the pictures. Now I have no photos of us together on his last trip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 536

You deserved it 124

Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 197

You deserved it 1 595

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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You deserved it 17 247