Work: Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting...

By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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You deserved it 5 182

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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By Sfg_926 - 26/06/2016 05:02 - United States - Newberg

Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:52 - United States - Westerville

Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML

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By BearMan - 09/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

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By upyours - 22/05/2020 17:00 - Australia

Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML

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Sneaky but clever

By Sorryfornotbeinggoodenough - 19/02/2022 18:00

Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML

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TheNinjaCat 10

Thursday 17 November 2011 18:42

Say "if that's so, why isn't he after you?"

cookie_3008 4

Thursday 17 November 2011 18:43

Sit on her.

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tboudre 0

Friday 18 November 2011 10:29

Now that's FUNNY!

MainPrism 16

Friday 18 November 2011 11:34

I hope you broke out the baby powder & kept your p¡mp hand strong!!!

acre1996 1

Friday 18 November 2011 23:52

Zing!

wriptidez 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 0:37

sounds like that shoe the office

thetoiletpaper 3

Sunday 20 November 2011 10:29

get on the treadmill fatty

suckingatlife 9

Monday 21 November 2011 14:11

#132 You are what you say you are. This would apparently be toilet paper. Not everyone is designed to be a 0 or 7, 8 or skinny. Some people just have bodies that are bigger. I wish would people would stop being so freaking judgmental. Her boss should not have said that.

amandamurray 2

Wednesday 23 November 2011 7:46

Wow, that's totally illegal.

PhilipNotMacedon 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 17:32

Tell me what country you live in, so I can avoid it and keep my freedom of speech.

sonnyrosa 32

Friday 23 December 2011 7:29

Weird, I came across this FML while watching Debra DiGiovanni and she made a joke about chubby chasers. Spooky :P

emmgr2 4

Monday 2 January 2012 1:58

Two words: Human Resources.

legit_shit15 2

Wednesday 29 February 2012 16:40

dude if you know your fat embrace. and quit acting so surprised when other people do.

kainpwnsu 19

Wednesday 14 March 2012 7:28

Well, you're obviously chubby. How can you take offense at that? If you don't believe that you are, maybe it's time to re-evaluate your physique, how you envision yourself, and then set some goals.