Love: Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match... - FML

By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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You deserved it 4 712

By Tori - 16/02/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 332

You deserved it 5 019

Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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You deserved it 1 042

By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 11:40 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML

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You deserved it 2 286

By confused - 27/02/2015 03:07 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 368

You deserved it 26 009

Are you kidding me right now?

By Not your maid - 29/03/2023 16:00

Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML

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You deserved it 140

By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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Top comments

Cashtangoteam 10

Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:06

looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house

kapippenger 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:05

I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.

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Lull_fml 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:21

If he overreacts that badly over an innocent comment you are much better off without him. Count your blessings that you no longer have to endure him.

womblebat 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:30

who gives a **** how he looks! You should get your priorities in order.

ghettojoker 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:31

maybe you have a very bad fashion sense? did you ever think about that?

maddehsaurr 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:00

really? douche.

cetlawizard 15

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:41

are you his girlfriend or his mom? doesn't matter if it "matches" wth? are you fashion police also? maybe want him to dress like your twin? respect each others' individual style & don't be anal about it, otherwise you don't deserve to be in a relationship with anyone if you're gonna be so controlling & he doesn't need another mom.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:02

Maybe it was a formal-ish dinner where OP's boyfriend was obligated to look good. God, it's not always the girl being a control freak.

Mokiikom_fml 8

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:10

#243 = One of the few people here who actually understands life &/or can use their brain.

mongella 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 3:01

my fianc'e has a shower 4 times a day and doesnt even go for a walk eithout getting perfectly dressed.

Randomgurl27Q 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 3:04

You shouldn't be so rude, especially if you live with him.

Obryn 9

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:00

His reaction was probably a bit over the top, but you're his girlfriend not his mom.

Fluffywolfz 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:11

guess he decided that it wasn't going to work out.

cncarava 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:55

straight out of Jerry Springer

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Today, myself and my pug entered a novelty dog competition at the local fair. We won first prize in the lookalike contest. FML

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Today, during my staff Google Meet conference, I forgot to mute my mic when I joined and I was still listening to a true crime podcast. I started to notice people's confused looks and realized they were all hearing the details of the bodies found. FML

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Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML

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You deserved it 2 429

Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML

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Today, a friend told me that when I read, I make all the expressions the characters in the book are making. Apparently, I have been doing this since I was a kid, and no one ever told me. FML

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You deserved it 2 170

Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML

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You deserved it 287

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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Today is my 1 year anniversary with my boyfriend, all I wanted to do was treat him to dinner and be intimate with him. However today is also the 9th day of my period and the 5th day that I’m feeling constantly nauseous. My period should’ve ended 5 days ago...FML

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