Love: Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe....

By bilol - 27/02/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML

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By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML

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By frog - 06/11/2008 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

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By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By Chey1309 - 29/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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By sykotoaster - 13/07/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML

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By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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misanthrope_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 7:12

Bite his dick off.

yay_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 7:16

WTF??? dump him NOW! Then you will be free to hit on all the European guys you want!

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tifferneelee 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 5:19

well, ARE you pretty? maybe he's telling the truth

Heatstreak 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 4:08

just cheat on him

Bloodycrustheart 0

Friday 6 March 2009 11:38

so thats when you thought inside your brain: "Hmm I guess I will have to try even harder to get noticed than I was going to try before he said that, which was minimal before...but with the amped up level of looking for attention which is a normal female thing, in EUROPE with all those horny hairy guys...i am so going to get penetrated a lot, yeah and I wont tell him, Im smart, I bet no one else has thought of such a smart thing ever"....and then flew off to europe. A beautiful mind indeed. If thats what youre doing, do it SINGLE kthx

swallowthesun 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:48

What a bitch, dump him, go to europe and get drunk and find sexy men and take photos :]

Emwo 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:10

After him making a comment, the users suggest that she goes to Europe to cheat on him with different guys/dump him. What the hell? It's a bit extreme to make over a joke, he's being honest and at least he loves her still unless he's trying to get rid of her. :/

JaneInk 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 3:52

Stay with him until you can find someone to do you better!

HyperFlirt 0

Monday 9 March 2009 5:29

Dump him, then hook up with a bunch of hot europeans. He's an ass, but cheating=no.

dalsanman321 0

Friday 13 March 2009 8:41

to all the women that say "kick him in the balls," i have just one question to ask. how would you feel if it was the norm for guys to say "give that bitch a black eye" or "kick her hard enough to loosen a few eggs"......maybe it should be commonplace