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By veggiepower11028 - 31/05/2011 12:02

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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The L Word

By Humiliated & Heart-Broken - 30/07/2014 04:41 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

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Is this dude a puma?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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HyundaiOwner7 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:47

Mmm... chicken wings...

YacL 15

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:48

Does he even remember your name?

Comments

xXNickiiBabyXx 11

Monday 21 November 2011 10:53

wow...wat a loser -.- i did that once told the guy i liked for years that i love him he said "aw iknow you know what i love? KD" -.- grrrr

Franklin24 3

Friday 9 December 2011 4:38

You know I thought about becoming a vegetarian because I love animals so much but it's so hard because I also love the way animals taste too

RaisedByHorses 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 5:18

Time to dump his stupid butt!! Get yourself a real appreciative man!! ( some guys nowadays always being morons)

torisucks 1

Tuesday 2 October 2012 6:51

My boyfriend always forgets I'm a vegetarian too -_-

missababgaga 19

Tuesday 18 December 2012 6:12

My boyfriend and I actually bonded over our love of chicken wings :) Just saying!

13yearoldpridigy 1

Friday 5 April 2013 19:19

OP, doesn't listen to the people saying dump him, since comprehension doesn't seem to be there thing. You probably just flustered him when you said 'love' and he just spouted the first thing he thought of. Btw, humans are omnivores,bitches.

vinylscratchp0n3 23

Thursday 19 June 2014 7:45

YDI for being vegetarian.

grajax 24

Thursday 26 March 2015 23:50

Whether this is an FML or a YDI really depends on how long you've been dating and how long you've known each other. If your the girl that says I love you after a week, then YDI but if it's like a year then it's an FML.