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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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Confession

By Who knows - 19/02/2023 17:00 - Norway

Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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Sorry hun

By UglyAintGotNoAlibi - 01/06/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML

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Drunk texts

By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 06:00

Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML

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So, are you in or are you out?

By The Fishing Pole - 15/06/2017 18:00

Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML

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By wowzersthatsucks - 29/06/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, "Sorry wrong Catherine". FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 30 March 2011 18:55

Aww, I'm sorry. *pity hug*

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 30 March 2011 18:55

At least he didn't laugh in your face. Next time, bust da move earlier than two years.

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RKD 23

Wednesday 30 March 2011 23:37

Oops, sorry to triple post! My computer is being a douche!

Shinygirlnz 1

Wednesday 30 March 2011 23:47

Aw, I'm sorry. It's not the worse response you could have hoped to get. You must have known there was at least a chance your feelings wouldn't be returned. But... you'll find someone else, at least it was only (in your words) "a crush". Now you can move on.

smr167 6

Thursday 31 March 2011 0:05

"I love you" isn't an opening line

dismisgoogled 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 0:13

get over it your obviously hideous go get some plastic surgeru

SACKERLAND 6

Thursday 31 March 2011 0:20

You must be pretty damn ugly.

wilsontws 18

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:41

your profile picture has totally defined the word "ugly", in all aspects of that word. :)

momianajones 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 0:21

well, at least you know, so you can direct your energy elsewhere.

amh721 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 0:27

That blows but at least you tried. Rejection hits everyone at some point. Better to have found out the truth, now you can work on moving on.

B18civic 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 0:45

Hahahaha!!! Thats hilarious must admit the made me laugh!

jrmetz 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 0:58

oh my gosh, that's terrible :( in sorry

DavLynn 4

Thursday 31 March 2011 1:13

did he specify what exactly he was sorry for?

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