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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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You deserved it 112 564

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By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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You deserved it 163

By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 726

You deserved it 3 723

By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 918

You deserved it 581

Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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You deserved it 9 913

By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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You deserved it 3 175

By ShouldHaveDoneItMyself - 05/07/2016 17:04 - Sudan

Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML

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You deserved it 12 431

Not so BFF

By Anonymous - 24/11/2022 09:00 - United States - Spring

Today, I asked out the guy I like, and he said yes. Later, I found out that he used to date my BFF and he broke up with her right before I'd asked him. I left him saying he should have told me earlier and that I would be weird if we dated. I talked to my BFF about it and she got mad at me. She literally didn't even tell me about them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 735

You deserved it 231

By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 427

You deserved it 5 019

By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML

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You deserved it 507

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OscarDV 8

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:43

BURN!!

Rozza17 29

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:47

You totally deserved it!!! It's rude of you to even make someone do that. What if the girl found out the actual truth as to why your friend asked her out.

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hey_its_me_ 20

Sunday 26 January 2014 15:36

... She said yes. FML

ckerane 16

Sunday 26 January 2014 15:47

thats horrible , lets hope your girlfriend doesnt find out what you done behind her back =

dcfox68 4

Sunday 26 January 2014 16:56

I hope she does. He doesn't deserve her.

uarudeassbitchyo 17

Sunday 26 January 2014 15:53

Karmas a bitch

tishtashbat 16

Sunday 26 January 2014 16:09

So is the FML supposed to be that your friend thinks your girlfriend is ugly? You're lucky to have a girlfriend at all if you get your kicks from childish 'humour' and making other people feel bad about themselves.

Sports_guy3 28

Sunday 26 January 2014 16:22

It's more than a little bit funny.... It's hilarious!

MaySFML 4

Sunday 26 January 2014 16:44

******* instant karma.

lionhardt13 10

Sunday 26 January 2014 16:44

zing!

Hashk 6

Sunday 26 January 2014 17:26

I hope she breaks up with you

Dt33345 13

Sunday 26 January 2014 17:28

I'm sure he did that to mess with you.

davincidasecond 24

Sunday 26 January 2014 17:36

**** your girlfriend's life. You on the other hand ... I can't say I really have any sympathy for you. I hate people who make dares that just make others more insecure than they already are.

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