Wow, #9 you're married at 19? I can't wait to read the FML for that in 4-6 months. OP, dude, Spongebob will cheer you up way more than your ignorant bitch of a girlfriend.

Dude, what a bitch. On the bright side maybe she thought it was an april fool's joke and will feel bad later? and #42, no need to be so pessimistic. one of my best friends got married at 18 and she and her husband are completely in love. She's 20 now and they're been married 2 years, dating for 6. so keep your pessimistic stereotypes to yourself.

haha spongebob pwns you :P

@#43: Wow, 2 years? You totally proved me wrong. It's a stereotype for a reason. Can't wait till they get to split up when one of them goes to college. Oh wait, neither of them will because they got married at 18, I forgot they don't let idiots into college. Maybe if they're lucky they can work at the same Wal-mart.

excuse me, Misanthropist, one of my friends got married at 18 or 19 and is now 23 with a kid and one on the way and guess what, he's in college so stop acting like you're better than everyone.

sorry about your aunt. Dont date immature worthless bitches.

#46, I am better than everyone, ya dig? Can't wait until he finds a better girl in college with no kid and a future! So many potential FMLs :) Enjoy your day kiddies.

way to ignore the fact that you were wrong about people who get married in their late teens going to college. and just because your life sucks doesn't mean everyone's life is going to fall apart, ya dig?

#48 I AM THE KING OF KINGS!!

#49 Well, if everyone's life fell apart no one would be stupid enough to try, there has to be a few exceptions that make the rule. :) Also, my life is awesome, just like me. #50, Nice! *air high-five*