By xxbobsan - 21/04/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML
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backyardbetty 0

maybe you're actually horrible but don't realize it

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MandM44 0

why would you date such a huge bitch? I mean, you may very well suck at baseball but that doesn't mean she has to tell you...especially not in such a mean way...YkindaDI for dating a bitch.

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hootersgirl09 0

I hate FMLs like this. They aren't even FMLs, they're more like oversensitive complaints. Get over it, it's not even that big of a deal. and plus FMLs like this aren't even funny. I see so many, it's ridiculous, this so-called "joke" is wayyy too repetitive on FML.

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ducklamp 0

i think i used to date your girlfriend.

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Funtertaining11 0

You must be really bad, then. But whatever, if you're cool with that, who cares what anyone else says?

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tiltwrestler 0

You can't be THAT bad if you're playing for the town baseball team, right? Tell your g/f she's not so hot stuff herself and to get off that high horse, so to speak. Anybody who makes fun of their boyfriend/girlfriend is pathetic! It shows that not only are they too uncool or ugly to get somebody better, but they're spoiled and discontent as well. She should wake the f*ck up and realize she's not any better than you are, and if she thinks she can get better, then please BY ALL MEANS do so!

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Miss_Tyff 0

Get a new girlfriend. Perhaps one that won't be such a bitch.

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UrBreakinMyBallz 0

Dude you're breaking my balls, you're life is not f***ed over a simple joke

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rakhil11 7

oh no, ur gf doesn't think ur amazing @ baseball. the world has come 2 a stop

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ILoveJace01 0

Ouch. That was really rude of her, and I hope you let her know that.

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kotmfu 5

your girlfriend is a bitch, you should dump her..... or sleep with her best friend... or her sister... or her brother or just **** her ass when she isnt expecting it all good ways to tell her to **** off

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curryndricegirll 0

Well, obviously, you were talented enough to make it on the team. Anyway, break up with her and say, "Well, at least now I can get a real girlfriend who isn't such an imbecile."

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