Intimacy: Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused...

By draegoncode - 26/07/2010 04:34 - France

Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something" to her kids. FML

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By ohno - 14/09/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 05:19 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML

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bernzz 0

Monday 26 July 2010 12:09

what a insensitive bitch

FFML_314 11

Monday 26 July 2010 12:27

Abuse is a horribly traumatic thing to endure at any point in your life. I'm sorry OP that you had to go through that. I hope the person that hurt you is rotting in jail or in hell. I have 0 tolerance for abusers. I hate people that make excuses for someone that's abusive. You shouldn't be able to walk this earth if you allow such evil to escape from your body! I have dealt with so many sex offenders and it makes me sick to think about the things these people would do. Your girlfriend is obviously being insensitive, but she may just be scared.

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hobbsfarstrider 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 11:27

that's really messed up

MimaKirigoe 5

Sunday 29 August 2010 5:31

I'm glad you figured out she was a monster before you married her or something. I'm really sorry you had to go through this. I do admire your restraint, because if I were you, I'd probably want to set the bitch on fire.

Musickal 16

Wednesday 1 September 2010 10:50

Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry, for both parts of your FML. On the other hand, I'm glad she broke up with you, because you deserve SO much better.

vatermelonpower 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:15

haha u got raped

Inspired22 11

Wednesday 6 October 2010 8:54

Not funny. At all.

spasticsam717 9

Wednesday 23 February 2011 5:51

you suck. how much of an insensitive jerk can you be?

chaleighrae7 4

Monday 18 April 2011 3:30

whats up your ******? this guy is dealing with crisis. take a lap, jerk.

kbg8409 0

Monday 24 October 2011 23:35

and people like you are probably the ones doing the raping, you f**k*** asshole!

Sunfloria 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 5:56

What an ignorant bitch. :/ Why didn't she just laugh in your face while she was at it?

HawaiianKid_fml 4

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:18

talk about a heartless bitch!!!!

kagexp 4

Sunday 10 October 2010 6:36

Damn this is hard... I feel for you man I really do. Talking about life being a bitch... And the gf. Not sure if I dare to go there but ... Aw fawk... She could at least be there for you at the moment... I dunno. Kids makes things so fricking complicated. arrgh.. (Sorry for being so tackless). FYL indeed...