By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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thisiscat 14

Whenever someone says "not to be rude but" prepare for them to say something really ******* rude.

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feldco1 17

Tell her that the next time she asks you to buy her something.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

sounds like she's perfect man I'm glad for you :3

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RabidBunny 10

Ah, these are the moments you never forget :D Treasure it!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

*you're Also, were you expecting a lesbian couple?

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GoW_Chick 14

Men aren't allowed to say "I love you?" Huh, who knew?

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emilyjgraham 34

so men aren't allowed to say it first? right...

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rockerlove2013 6

U didn't use the English language the right way its you're

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DocBastard 38

Rockerlove - the irony in your comment is overwhelming, and I commend you on it. Wait, you did INTEND for that to be ironic, right? RIGHT??

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emogirl88 2

Why does everyone care if you make one mistake. It makes people feel bad.

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Unlucky_Gun 0

Ok grammar nazi, no one cares about using it the right way on the internet. And since we're on the subject you spelled "it's" wrong, so you aren't any better

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skygirl_01 5

Maybe you caught her off guard, and it was the first thing that came to her mind?

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KeyboardWarrior 10

20's mother - "I love you honey!" 20 - "Umm, can you shut up?" 20's mother - :(

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rockerlove2013 6

That was rude 58, u don't know her/his home life

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Surrealful 2

105- Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?

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RedMosquito 4

Need more info here. What were you doing when you said this? If you were in the middle of going down on her then you should shut the hell up and finish your job!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

If that was the case, OP would somehow mention it and the FML would possibly be placed in the Intimacy section of FML.

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ManWhatsoever 6

The question is, why in earth do you love her?!!

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