By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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thisiscat 14

Whenever someone says "not to be rude but" prepare for them to say something really ******* rude.

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AceArctic 4

When you say "Reconsider the girlfriend thing", do you mean that he should start dating men?

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perdix 29

There's practically no way to use the phrase "shut up" without being rude. "Be quiet" or "keep that to yourself" would be slightly more polite, but then you've got a much bigger problem than etiquette.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Are you being serious or have I gone mad(der)?!

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perdix 29

It was kind of a mixture of wisdom and whimsy. But, don't worry, you're still batshit crazy ;)

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Glidefedt 6

Instead of instantly hating her, consider the situation.

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heyred 11

That's what you get for talking while she's watching Twilight for the hundredth time. FYL

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emilyjgraham 34

auto correct doesn't right your sentences for you...

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nadie_princess 3

you should tell her to shut up and go make you a sandwich ;)

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