By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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thisiscat 14

Whenever someone says "not to be rude but" prepare for them to say something really ******* rude.

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Matty1188 6

Wait, are you only now telling her you love her? What have you been doing for the past two years?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Having his balls slowly removed perchance?

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Shadowcat66 1

i kinda know where shes coming from. sometimes my boyfriend can be sooo snnoying, i straight up tell him to stop talking to me! -_-

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luccmon 6

Throw eggs at her. Brick shaped eggs, made of brick.

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bizarre_ftw 21

So you're a masochist then? Well you found the right bitch! I mean basket-case! Actually, that is, I...... *hangs head* so I'll be going now..... :)

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bizarre_ftw 21

63 - Too True!!!!

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mrsmillsy 10

What were you doing at the time though, and I assume after 2 years it wasn't the first time you told her this? If you were watching a movie or something and you were saying it to get into her pants, YDI.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Holy hell, what's up with most women assuming every guy's actions is always about getting in a girls pants?

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GoW_Chick 14

It's implanted in our brains at an early age.

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dharmaxxx 2

you probably say it too much or come off needy when you say it. I had a bf like that and it got pretty annoying.

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shizzathon 5

Need more context here. Was it the first time you said it? If so, fyl. Did you say it after you messed up after a huge fight or something? In that case, maybe YDI.

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