Intimacy: Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken...

By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 02:05 - United States

Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML

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Cheapskate

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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Strong incel vibes

By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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After careful consideration…

By Newgenmom - 18/12/2020 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my husband I might want a baby, so he took me to visit his best friend who has a toddler and we stayed for an hour. I no longer want a baby. I want the pill wrapped in 2 condoms and a joint vasectomy/hysterectomy paid for with my non-baby disposable income, and my husband now has a shit eating grin. FML

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Red flag

By safety first - 08/10/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML

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By d - 26/03/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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Tiny Tim

By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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Soninuva 41

Sunday 20 March 2016 18:44

Let him save his money then and take your break!

thatoneguy_yo 19

Sunday 20 March 2016 18:48

"Waste" the phonology used regarding this term refers to negative connotations associated with lack of appreciation and on a familiar basis, a cheap piece of shit

Comments

blueknight1st 26

Monday 21 March 2016 12:37

Condoms and birth control ARE expensive. That's what oral and anal is for.

DeathAngel505 13

Monday 21 March 2016 13:39

"I don't want to waste $2 each time we do it!" Well I guess we're not doing it anymore !

YourGrammarSucks 12

Monday 21 March 2016 14:31

Okay, so that's different. Men are not wired for "subtle." You definitely need to just tell him where your head is concerning trying for kids, then ask him a direct question about what he thinks. Good luck!

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 21 March 2016 15:49

Bah, hahaha! The only time you would have to spend $2 for one condom is if he were a literally a goddamn horse. Tell your hubby that he's a moron and make him go buy some Skyns if he wants any poontang. It's $6 for a 24-pack, the big baby...

silverbane27 13

Monday 21 March 2016 18:22

Agree with him

sophie0908 16

Monday 21 March 2016 21:25

Buy a jumbo pack of batteries, tell him sex with you is worth more than $2 and take your break

littlefoott69 14

Monday 21 March 2016 21:59

he's right those things are annoying and expensive. .so no sex for you two for awile ..but you could allow him to use his tounge to please you ..if he has earned the privilege!