Intimacy: Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken...

By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 02:05 - United States

Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML

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Cheapskate

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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Strong incel vibes

By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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After careful consideration…

By Newgenmom - 18/12/2020 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my husband I might want a baby, so he took me to visit his best friend who has a toddler and we stayed for an hour. I no longer want a baby. I want the pill wrapped in 2 condoms and a joint vasectomy/hysterectomy paid for with my non-baby disposable income, and my husband now has a shit eating grin. FML

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Red flag

By safety first - 08/10/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML

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By d - 26/03/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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Tiny Tim

By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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Soninuva 41

Sunday 20 March 2016 18:44

Let him save his money then and take your break!

thatoneguy_yo 19

Sunday 20 March 2016 18:48

"Waste" the phonology used regarding this term refers to negative connotations associated with lack of appreciation and on a familiar basis, a cheap piece of shit

Comments

aspecialspecial 21

Tuesday 22 March 2016 20:51

So just don't have sex for a few weeks? Not like you'll die without it.

imbedderdenu 23

Tuesday 22 March 2016 20:57

well. he sounds like a class act.

Usuallyweird 5

Wednesday 23 March 2016 1:00

In germany we pay 5 bucks for about 12 or more condoms.. at least where I buy them..*whispers something about high birthrate of dumb and poor people*

cannbend 11

Wednesday 23 March 2016 4:48

You should just suggest a vasectomy- less to worry about, quick and easy, they walk out the same day ?

kaitb1103 23

Thursday 24 March 2016 11:02

Tell him he can solve that problem then by getting a vasectomy. That'll teach 'em; men hate the thought of anything going near their precious family jewels.

ch1n0n1 10

Monday 28 March 2016 2:34

hahahahaha n I've been spending 60$ for 10 bare skin

tinkdatank 15

Monday 28 March 2016 4:59

better start swallowing or spitting lol

withmeall 3

Friday 1 April 2016 8:45

charge a ***** to his credit card and tell him he's paying for you to take a break either way so he can buy condoms or go without for however long you decide. Perhaps a year?