By Enslaved - 15/11/2016 08:40

Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML
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potatocouch 16

What an idiot, if he was smart he would know the world is a cube.

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Talis99 26

It literally boggles my mind how folks can be this thick-headed. All the evidence, all the science--do they need to be strapped into a rocket and shot into space themselves?

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Khaleesi_D 9

Next your going to tell us that you believe mountains exist and the moon isn't plotting against us.

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tj4234 35

If the world is round, how does it fit on a two dimensional map?

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shadowl 11

It doesn't, actually. Almost all two dimensional maps misrepresent the earth in some way or another.

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tj4234 35

Don't you come here with your round earth lies.

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tj4234 35

Next you'll be telling me the moon is slightly egg shaped...

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StickyPickles 33

Next thing you're gonna tell me Pluto isnt a planet. . . way to stay scientific

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GhostFox 33

Does this friend also believe that vaccines cause the illness they immunize people to?

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buckdharma 37

Can anyone guess who this nut job is? I'll get you for this, Enslaved!

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cootiequeen4444 11

is this Norwegian metal band Enslaved or Illuminati probably racist "Enslaved"? I googled to see if the Metal band were flat earthers because it seems so un-scandinavian to be like and came across this super weird rap music video by some white guy. idk if he actually goes by Enslaved or if that was part of the video's title. didn't watch much of it but it was definitely conspiracy theory shit. due to the trippiness of it I think maybe people that are flat earthers are maybe not stupid. just perpetually high. maybe if you give them taco bell they will chill and not rant at you til they pop a vein (wrong kind of high but whatever. I'd be more chill if given a taco. even a shitty taco bell one)

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cootiequeen4444 11

oh shit. OP'S username is Enslaved. I googled all for naught. Or maybee it is I whom is the high one. or... or... is this the work of the illumanti. is OP one of..of... them !? *raises suggestive brow*

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Lizzy500 16

You don't have to take him into space to see the curvature of the Earth. Just drive through Kansas.

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CalculatedRisk 19

You may be on to something.

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arkh_angel 16

Instead of trying to prove him wrong, ask him to prove he's right...

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TheLynx_fml 20

The fact people still believe that is what makes me suicidal

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