By razgriz1 - 20/08/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 263
You deserved it 101 180

Same thing different taste

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IMB916 0

You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI

Xinabeth 0

I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).

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You should have won all the games, but you should have kept them closer. It was probably the elaborate "I'm great - you suck" dances you did in the arcade after each game that sealed your fate (and her lips, all sets). Way back, I met a girl who said she could play racquetball, so we set up a date for that. I beat the shit out of her. I denied that I was drilling her in the ass with the ball, but she said I was doing it on purpose. (She was right. The game was getting boring and the sound of the ball smacking that butt gave me wood.) She went straight home after the game and we never talked agin. Moral of the story: You should win the games, but make it look competitive; you'll get more pussy that way and that's the REAL win anyway.

I'll kick your ass at Tetris and in the bedroom. Sir, I iz challenging you to a duel. :) Wish you lived in Oregon! Sorry chick couldn't keep up. Her loss.

There are girls that would love you for that, rare as they may be. I've dated a few girls like that, it's really just a modern version of that old instinct to be attracted to guys that have better "hunting" skills.

OH MY GOD, I love guys that take me out to play video games! A lot of guys think girls don't want to, but I'd love it!

Wow. Great story. Thanks for sharing that with the rest of us, and in the process wasting a minute of my life.

If you're talking about my comment, you know, you didn't HAVE to read it... Sorry it wasn't interesting enough for you...

kristidgranger 3

guys and thier dang egos! so dumb!

Like someone else said before, it also doesn't feel good to have someone "mercilessly dominate" you in every single game. Personally I don't like it when a guy lets me win, but I dislike it just as much when a guy goes all out as if he was playing with his friends, especially if I've never played the game before. I get the whole "don't let her win" thing, but at least go a *little* easier* so she won't feel stupid afterwards about being horribly destroyed at every game possible

Why is this an FML? It was your decision to take her to the arcade and your decision to beat her at all the games and you seem proud of your choices. Your life isn't f'ed at all.

Props OP. You didn't pansy out just cause she's a girl. A good girl would appreciate that. My gf gets really annoyed when I always beat her in air hockey, pool, etc. But I'm not gonna play like crap just so she can win, cause she wouldn't want that either! If your girl was a good sport she could suggest other games/competitions that she knows she'd have a fighting chance in to even things out, cause sure, no one likes to lose all the time.

joethebiden 8

Haha yeah... getting laid: 0 for the rest of your life.

3arl 0