Love: Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly...

By razgriz1 - 20/08/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

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Thursday 20 August 2009 12:19

You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI

Xinabeth 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:19

I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).

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aupilot 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:18

Dude...you lost any chance of getting laid as soon as you took her to the arcade. Being an ass and showing her how big your nerd-dick was was just icing on the cake.

mostprobablynot 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:29

#124 : fail.

bubblybrooke 12

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:31

you should have played pool...and then (sexually) distract the hell out of her while she's trying to shoot. it's a lot of fun, and she'll return the favor ;) and it usually results in getting laid lol

BLiNdZoRz 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:37

talk about a sore loser.

Ninjaface 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:42

YDI for dating a sore loser.

plexico 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:45

So what you are saying, Fiesty Pixie, is that you like to be mercifully dominated? In video games, that is, of course, cough-cough! ;)

07_MKV 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:59

YDI, find out what she likes first

TonyHighwind 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:00

Gamer pride is more important. Wait for the girl who kicks YOUR ass in the arcade.

lologirl419 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:02

I marked YDI AND FYL because firstly, YDI for taking her out just to dominate her. Asshole. You couldn't have at least skipped the victory dance? But FYL for getting some girl too immature to accept losing. I guess she didn't REALLY like you, then...