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By razgriz1 - 20/08/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 264
You deserved it 101 203

Same thing different taste

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IMB916 0

You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI

Xinabeth 0

I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).

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Oh grow up. Why did you even bother asking her out? You should have just went to the arcade and entertained yourself you narcissistic little bastard! If this is how you treat your dates, you are in for a lifetime of balm and sore palms. Every girl can recognize that smell. You will be shunned. I'd kick your ass if I could reach.

Well there is that, isn't there? Silly me. Dang. I hate it when my point is made for me on the backside. I concede.

I don't think the girl cared that much about winning or losing because then she wouldn't have gone to the arcade with you in the first place. She probably just wanted to have a good time which _can't_ happen if you act like a jerk like you did. It's not really about winning or losing, it's just about having the right attitude about it. I don't see what's sexy in a guy that cares THAT much about his ego that he doesn't give a shit about whether the girl is having a good time or not. Do you have sex the same way you play games?

DeathByFalchion 0

YDI. Games are fun, but you should have been thinking about her interests too.

avalanche719 0

YDI for not going on a normal date based on her interest. you're a ******* idiot.

Meh, I'm a pretty big gamer but in my eyes video games aren't as fun with the gf as other activities. My girlfriend and I have a standing count of pool games, I'm up 1. She kicks my ass in PS3 DDR, I completely dominate her in random strength competitions (mercy, wrestling). Also, I'd like to highlight that she passed all the exams/tests for being a police officer but decided it was not a career she wanted to follow, so wrestling isn't extremely unfair, she HAS pinned me. Long story short, find a middle ground with your gf. If you're obviously going to dominate her in a game don't do it for a first date. Find something you both suck at and do it so you can laugh the whole way through.

Couldn't have said that last sentence better myself!

The last sentence was awesome, I agree. I'll have to try that, xD

if you're taking girls to the arcade I'm pretty sure you're not old/mature enough to be "getting laid"

boatkicker 4

20 years old, engaged, still love going to the arcade with my fiance.

did he take you to an arcade on your first date and completely dominate you repeatedly?

That's when you ditch your own pride and let the girl kick your ass for a couple games, or hell, show her how to play the game in a flirtatious way. (Unless she's like me. If people get too close and grabby I start to struggle... like elbows and stuff...It's an unfortunate reflex.)

A Woman?! In an arcade?!!? What's next, giving them the right to vote?!?!! (just joking)

wrestling49 0

wow u totally deserve it, u shu'dve let her win!!

YDI for bringing her to an arcade. Classy move, cheapskate. Couldn't afford dinner and a movie? Did you really expect to get laid after going to an arcade? Well, did ya? NO PUSSY FOR YOU!!!!