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By poisonivyretard - 04/06/2013 17:15 - United States - Narragansett

Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML
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team_cookies 11

I bet that's a pain in the ass

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Crystal55621 19

You should've thought about bringing napkins or something before you just decided to squat and drop some timber.

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km13_fml 3

Nettles!! Ouch. Next time avoid hairy looking leaves that have tiny points on the edges and white flowers.

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km13_fml 3

And stuff with white spots. Learned those both the hard way too!

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woiz 11

revenge of the woods !!!

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avapaige1234 19

That's what toilet papers are for

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1217jonathan 15

Everybody keeps saying guy.....it was a girl lol

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drizzy11 18

Lol sorry OP! Hey, when I was in 7th grade, their was a big kid who went camping and he was touching poison ivy unaware, then he took a piss. He didn't come back to school because he had poison ivy on his dick. Holy shit lol

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girlbye23 15

Thats what you get for using unidentified leaves.

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greggly123 6

That's horrible! You should have used your underwear and then went commando the rest of the day

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

Common sense should come into play here.

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ShitBall45 1

i shit in the woods all the time. im a redneck so...yeah

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