so do you think it was just the back or front to back ? might have more than one itchy orifice.

When hiking, I was told to always stay away from the shiny looking leaves. Those are more likely to be the poisonous ones. Something about the oils that are difficult to come off your skin. Maybe next time sacrifice a sock instead.

As a last resort you could always just wipe with your underwear then toss em. Better to be commando than regretful of putting poisonous leaves in your butt.

You obviously never saw the Fairly Odd Parents as a kid. Cosmo taught me that seemingly is never the way to go.

I go hiking and camping a lot. There is always a roll of toilet paper in my backpack. I would never want to go through that pain op:/

Rule of thumb: Always bring back up toilet paper or kleenex with you whenever time outdoors will be spent!

Rule #1 of wilderness trekking. Don't rub something on your person if you don't know what it is.

You should leave shutting in the woods to the bears.

I would used my sock

Wow that sucks for u u should get cream for that