Transportation: Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they...

By dave - 27/10/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

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You deserved it 68 639

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By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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By kaydebug - 15/08/2018 03:30

Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML

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By fail - 26/04/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 16:06 - United States

Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML

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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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By Why Me - 15/08/2018 04:00

Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML

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You deserved it 669

By wowzers0889 - 28/04/2012 21:21 - United States - New York

Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML

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Bad Day for a Good Boy

By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

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Darthbane2007 17

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:27

Dumbass. YDI.

Simoxd 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:52

At least vegetables are now clean.

Comments

ozymandias_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:00

YDI for shopping at walmart.

Manny_B92 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:16

What's wrong with Wal-Mart cockbag?

namezox 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 1:22

Then I suggest that you go back to school if you seriously dont know.

Poppycorn22 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 9:12

Why don't YOU go back to school?

ajp156 1

Thursday 27 May 2010 8:33

cockbag? that's the best ******* word u can come up with?

Dumbass123456789 0

Monday 28 May 2012 2:00

I agree with 73 that was probably the gayest word i have ever seen but there is nothing wrong with walmart

mysuckishlife 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:03

I don't get it...

ozymandias_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:03

Also: YDI for saying 'pick-up truck' and not just 'pickup' or better yet 'truck'.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 8 April 2011 22:16

that's a stupid reason to say he deserved it

whiteright69_fml 1

Thursday 16 February 2012 21:44

what is ydi ?

Dumbass123456789 0

Monday 28 May 2012 1:51

87 YDI means you deserved it

Lupofurbo 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:04

You shop at WalMart and drive a pickup truck. FYL indeed...

whataloadofbull 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 13:20

YDI for being poor as **** go sell porno for a change at least you'll get some cash in your hands, hilbilly

LikeOhMahGoose 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:10

LOL dumbass

RJB 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:11

and it was in the backseat, the passenger seats, or even in the back by the suicide doors? Because every smart man puts their groceries in the seats? Right?

mrose57 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:22

Personally, I find it unnerving that you drive anything, if you're that absent-minded.

bored690 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 15:28

totally what i was thinking!!!

Syn_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:24

How do you spend $200 worth of groceries at Wal-Mart?

ajp156 1

Thursday 27 May 2010 8:35

THANK YOU!!!!!!

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:29

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ You belong there.

ozymandias_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:30

Not sure where you are from, but around here it usually doesn't go from nice to raining with no warning, and under 15 minutes. You just have to be smart enough to look at the weather before going shopping for much. Besides, a little rain usually doesn't hurt groceries in plastic bags -- rain is nowhere on par with a car wash. I have been driving a truck for 10+ years, and not once has anything 'fell out the back' -- I am smart enough to put light-weight stuff underneath heavier things. I guess if you are a moron, that might seem a bit complicated. That said, not everyone *has* a car. My wife does, but I don't -- and I don't make her buy all the groceries. Why would I?