Miscellaneous: Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall...

By tammyg - 11/02/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML

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By OutOfMyMind - 22/10/2013 00:12 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I tried Ambien for the first time. I now have to apologize to most of my exes for excessively rambling emails about getting together for some naked Twister. FML

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Ambien nights

By Sleepless Dreams - 29/11/2016 04:42 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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The truth

By xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - 08/03/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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Don't do drugs, kids

By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 17:43 - United States - Omaha

Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML

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ur mom gay

By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML

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Recipe for disaster

By ApparentlyATerribleDaughter - 12/08/2018 15:00

Today, while I took my dog out, my mother began to cook, took a Xanax, locked the doors, and passed out. When I managed to get in, I called the paramedics because she was in the smoke for at least an hour. When she became conscious, she blamed me for everything. FML

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KiwiBlam 4

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:34

Calm down everyone, just coz she's slept with more than one guy doesn't mean she's a ****. Don't be jealous just coz she's getting more action than most of you

rache8bab 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:15

awesome

Comments

jnrockstar10 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:41

Ching Ching dara kaowa! translation (there are many dicks around me!)

blastvortex 3

Friday 12 February 2010 17:25

If you didn't want your secrets to get out, then maybe you shouldn't have kept them in the first place. YDI. If you didn't want other people to know about your sexual relationships with all of those guys, then maybe you shouldn't have slept with them. YDI. If you didn't want to take a chance on drug-related problems, then maybe you shouldn't have taken drugs. YDI. Every time you gamble, you take a chance on losing. Duh.

jnrockstar10 0

Friday 12 February 2010 18:22

If by fans you mean people that hate her then yes sh has loads of fans

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 12 February 2010 18:28

Thanks for the informative statement, Jn.

tboudre 0

Friday 12 February 2010 19:04

I've heard some stories. it's unbelieveable that ambien is legal! every time the commercial comes on, they add a side effect.

mdenoboy 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:44

don't feel bad my mom was the same way I got away with so much when I talked to her after she took her sleep meds

xsuperbikeracerx 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:30

Girl Ive taken Ambien and it ***** you up! It sucks what happened to you!

japcatsayshello 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 7:14

The first time i ever took ambien I thought my keyboard was melting into a hole in my desk! And then knocked out for like 16 hours.

japcatsayshello 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 7:18

The first time i ever took ambien I thought my keyboard was melting into a hole in my desk! And then knocked out for like 16 hours. And i now make it a priority that i log off facebook and dont text anyone after ive taken it XD BAD THINGS HAPPEN! Everyday my boyfriends like... you said "insert random crap here" last night... Im like... No i didnt? BUT it puts me to sleep... which wouldnt happen otherwise.