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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 03:29 - United States - Panora

Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML

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By nasuma - 11/10/2019 20:00

Today, I took a legitimate IQ test and got a score of 80. My parents both have IQ scores above Einstein’s. FML

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By shuahwan - 09/08/2015 05:46 - New Zealand

Today, to settle a bet with a friend, I took an online IQ test twice. The first time, I chose answers at random without reading the questions. The second time, I took it for real. I got a higher score from the random selections than from my serious attempt. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Sherborne

Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML

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IQ isn't real

By Anonymous - 30/08/2022 02:00

Today, I spent 16 minutes doing a “free” IQ test. I then found out you had to pay, and then spent another 20 on another. Now I feel dumb. FML

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By FireoftheFuture - 02/05/2013 11:02 - United States

Today, I had a giant Scantron test. After putting 10 answers, I noticed every single answer was A. I got freaked out and started putting random answers. Turns out every answer on the test was A. I failed. FML

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By steven - 24/01/2013 05:16 - United States - Orinda

Today, I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself, I decided to bake some cookies. After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

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Roommates from hell

By Failure - 09/11/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 16:24 - United States

Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML

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ScottVining 21

Saturday 4 July 2015 23:53

Maybe it was an unrealistically low score

SPN_lover666 27

Saturday 4 July 2015 23:58

IQ tests are just for entertainment purposes OP. The result means nothing.

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THEGREATKEHOLIO 9

Monday 6 July 2015 22:03

Those are complete horse shit. I got a 39 once, if that were true I wouldn't be able to type this.

ImTheAlpha 30

Monday 6 July 2015 23:17

Iq tests are all over the place with scoring. Don't worry op, like I get anywhere from 112 to 137. xD Online Iq tests are especially bad.

uguysarestupid 8

Tuesday 7 July 2015 15:16

They don't give everyone a unrealistically high score. They actually calculate it according to what you answered for questions at what age and apparently you are not very intelligent

uguysarestupid 8

Tuesday 7 July 2015 15:18

And they don't just give really high scores the people actually earn it

dannnngthatsux 19

Monday 19 October 2015 20:50

Possible that it's reading the wrong intelligence.

TheAcidBoot 0

Friday 23 October 2015 6:30

You're stupid lol online iq scores don't mean jack so idk why your complaining.

Noir_Angel 7

Thursday 16 June 2016 23:07

IQ test are actually bad ways of telling intelligence

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