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By kimhinesvoinea - 07/04/2013 12:07 - United States

Today, I took multiple pictures of my blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke. I'm 30. FML

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By anonymous - 26/03/2013 18:31 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML

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By Lifeless - 15/08/2010 08:42 - United States

Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML

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She goes to another school

By Wow. - 18/12/2013 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

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By moonlight77 - 11/01/2019 14:00

Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By MorganRox26 - 31/12/2009 16:52 - Canada

Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML

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By Snorlax - 13/04/2013 04:25 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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It's never fun

By Jeff Newsroom - 19/05/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I thought it would be fun to post a throwback photo of myself in high school on Facebook. I didn't realize I was still logged into my work account. Now all my colleagues and clients have seen my awkward teenage years, complete with braces, pimples, and an unfortunate haircut. FML

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Lothem 4

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:04

What was the joke?

McNikk 15

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:12

You're still not half as bad as those people who do those duck faces.

Comments

QQmore_fml 18

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:18

Are you a Toys"R"Us kid?

Enslaved 36

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:40

Hell yeah! Who isn't? "From bikes to trains to video games".

notforbirds 9

Sunday 7 April 2013 23:06

How many stores can say they have a giraffe!

galt 13

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:19

Wow.

NurseJonathan 9

Monday 8 April 2013 2:45

How long did it take you to make this comment?

twistacular_ 3

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:20

At least you got your pillow pet to stay and not say anything. Whenever i tried, it would get back up, say something offensive every time and walk away flipping me off. I just don't get it.

Interwebzombie 15

Monday 8 April 2013 1:54

Have you been taking proper care of your pillow pet? Maybe you should change its diet.

geekpower_fml 28

Monday 8 April 2013 18:27

Ted, huh? Heard about that bear.

a_frogg 9

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:22

YDI for having a pillow pet at 30.

NurseJonathan 9

Monday 8 April 2013 2:46

Thumbs down for not having one.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:22

The only way you could have made this worse would have been by posting it through Instagram.

bReLiNg 18

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:25

Hey we all get those moments. Sometimes you gotta go back just for the fun of it.

KileyPatterson 4

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:33

**** it, keep your youth. Your never to young for a pillow pet, they're great company ;)

YepThatsMeee 23

Monday 8 April 2013 1:49

You're never too young to be childish.

SmokeyPlague 12

Tuesday 9 April 2013 4:45

i agree with the both of you, being young never gets old lol

GSU2013 6

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:40

.... 30 and single I bet lol

xSunnyOlivia 17

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:56

You're an asshole. You're probably single too.

NurseJonathan 9

Sunday 7 April 2013 22:30

32- And probably likes to disperse shit. Just like an asshole.

TheJester12 15

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:46

Instead of immediately jumping to the conclusion that you live alone with 72 cats , I'm going to hope that you have multilevel marketing job, allowing you to collect residual income as you sit on your tush . Probably not .

gracehi 31

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:57

My boyfriend is an 8 year old boy and an 80 year old man trapped in a 33 year old's body, and I find it charming that he embraces both his inner child and old soul. Keep rocking that pillow pet, OP. I firmly believe that there's no such thing as a grown up.