Love: Today, I took my boyfriend to my family's traditional late Thanksgiving...

By angie429 - 27/11/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I took my boyfriend to my family's traditional late Thanksgiving dinner. While eating, my mom brought up celebrity infidelity. My grandpa ended up looking me in the eye and saying, "Look Angie, sometimes what a man has just isn't enough. When that happens, cheating is forgiveable." FML

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By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 22:52 - United States - Elgin

Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By heartbroken - 14/07/2012 01:41 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML

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By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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By FML - 04/09/2015 16:27 - United States - Maricopa

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML

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Brutally honest

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

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FYLDeep 25

Monday 28 November 2011 1:24

**** cheaters. They don't deserve a relationship. How can what they have not be enough when they deserve nothing?

enonymous 8

Monday 28 November 2011 1:13

Solid logic. Respect your elders they know best

Comments

chickenflem 8

Monday 28 November 2011 2:25

Ohhhh you're grandpas wid it!! Lol jk fyl. Hopefully you're Boyfriend thinks of it as a joke

bobbycorwen 5

Monday 28 November 2011 2:33

Oh, she is grandpa's wid it and hopefully she is boyfriend's thinks. What is a wid it?

happyabby123 0

Monday 28 November 2011 4:27

With it. As in with the new stuff. Or like cool or watever

chickenflem 8

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:58

I thought I was pretty obvious with it. Lol

individual_01 0

Monday 28 November 2011 2:32

Cheaters are just people that think they have game they're just douchebags

JinxosGirl87 0

Monday 28 November 2011 2:50

If the man is never satisfied then he needs to stay single. My dad's cheating tore my family apart and it is still disfunctional several years later.

your_face 15

Monday 28 November 2011 3:13

Not true. A person should be allowed to have all the partners it takes to satisfy them, SO LONG AS all partners are aware and allowed the same rights. Some people just can't do monogamy, and some get off on the idea of their partner being with someone else. I'm sorry about your family. I'm not trying to justify your father's actions, because clearly your mom didn't know about or didn't accept him being with other women, and that's not okay.

herpitydurteedur 0

Monday 28 November 2011 6:43

I think the grandpa was referring to a woman cheating if the guy can't satisfy her or something. Like if he can no longer perform or something. Either way, it still shouldn't happen. There's times were me and my fiancé go for almost an entire week without the thought of sex even entering our minds and we live. Although, our reason is cause we're either busy, exhausted, or someones sharing the room that night while they visit, so I guess it's a little different.