Love: Today, I took my boyfriend to my family's traditional late Thanksgiving...

By angie429 - 27/11/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I took my boyfriend to my family's traditional late Thanksgiving dinner. While eating, my mom brought up celebrity infidelity. My grandpa ended up looking me in the eye and saying, "Look Angie, sometimes what a man has just isn't enough. When that happens, cheating is forgiveable." FML

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By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

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By heartbroken - 14/07/2012 01:41 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML

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By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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By FML - 04/09/2015 16:27 - United States - Maricopa

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML

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Brutally honest

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

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Monday 28 November 2011 1:24

**** cheaters. They don't deserve a relationship. How can what they have not be enough when they deserve nothing?

enonymous 8

Monday 28 November 2011 1:13

Solid logic. Respect your elders they know best

Comments

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 28 November 2011 6:44

At first I swear I thought Angie was your mum

Commander223 9

Monday 28 November 2011 7:04

They're bringing back The George Lopez Show...This is going to be the first episode.

mfgforlife23 5

Monday 28 November 2011 7:05

sounds like great advice

KK3137 31

Monday 28 November 2011 7:10

So many weird grandparents...

Rawrrrrx3 4

Monday 28 November 2011 7:46

I won't lie that's actually funny...but no no...*clears throat* don't be a cheater!

purple91 8

Monday 28 November 2011 7:46

I hope your grandma has cheated on your dear grandpa.

starrnao 15

Monday 28 November 2011 8:10

wow, this is way more awkward then that time i found out my grandfather's "family friend" was actually his mistress. what can you do?

stoner4LiiFEmann 0

Monday 28 November 2011 9:13

we know gramps was a playa

diidiimi 10

Monday 28 November 2011 12:13

My grandma once told me to 'have fun and sleep around lots' before settling down. It's good to have lots of 'experiences' apparently. Seriously, what is with that generation??!! My other set of grandparents used to have raging parties - my dad tells stories of people passed out on the stairs and in the hallways. Drunken baths is nothing when you know about the time your grandpa banged some chick in the laundry, told your grandma it was 'a bit of fun, just like a game of golf', then had the crap scratched out of his back in retaliation.

42billybob 5

Monday 28 November 2011 17:03

Anything is technically forgivable, but it takes a lot of personal agony on the part of the one doing the forgiving. But if you love, respect, or give half a rat's ass about that person... you won't voluntarily put them through it.