By Thanks - 27/11/2009 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML
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TheSuitGuy 0

There's a reason the signs say 'Don't feed the animals'.

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MissGreenT 0

guess you could say you had a shitty day? FYL

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Starchild21 3

I hope you threw your shit back at it! _________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

It was bologna wasn't it? I would have done the same thing. Does anyone know how to make a good sammich these days!?

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Starchild21 3

Your mom does :) ___________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

Snap! ******' Crackle! Pop! And yes she does! Don't be jealous because your mom only makes sammiches that don't involve food, mmhmm! :)

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Fabby_fml 2

They do have signs that say DON'T FEED THE ******* ANIMALS, y'know. The monkey was just reminding you.

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Starchild21 3

Pssssh everyone knows rules are just suggestions :P _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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jjcastillo 0

"do not dive into shallow pool" "dudeeee, go for it, man...."

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Peroxide 3

rules are suggestions, just like wearing pants

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DynamicDave 11

Hmm...I've never seen a sign that says "don't feed the ******* animals" Besides, he didn't say the chimpanzee was having sex when he threw the sandwich...

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lostfaithinpppl 19

OP, you deserve to be dipped into a pile of shit. Are you too stupid or illiterate to read the signs????

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SarcasticAvenger 9

OP, are you that stupid?! I hope the crap landed in your mouth. Effing moron!

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doomshark101 0

he already said it hit his shirt. stupid ass

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Fucked_bad 0

guess your the real monkey ... ******* tool

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ole_and_lena 0

ok did you people go to grade school at all? it's YOU'RE not YOUR. when you think about it, say YOU ARE in place and then you'll realize which one to use

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Starfire22 5

"your" is so much more fun to use the "you're" because people like you get so upset about it :)

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vev_fml 0

oh. guess what? like everyone else here- YDI for feeding an animal that is NOT supposed to eat sandwiches. =)

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