Never get into a throwing contest with a chimp.

The chimp got pissed at you because you weren't following the rule of "Do Not Feed the Animals".

So you risked giving the chimpanzee something it could die from possibly, just to impress your daughter? Or what? The reason the sign of Do Not Feed the Animals is there is because a lot of animals have very specialized diets, and if given the wrong food, it can make them sick or kill them. You had no way of knowing whether what you were eating could cause a negative reaction in the chimpanzee. What would you have done, had it started to eat the sandwich and then began choking or having a bad reaction?

Don't feed the animals, noob.

Great parenting skills. Teaching your kid to ignore posted signs and doing whatever you want as long as no one catches you. YDI

if this is a woman: get in the kitchen and make him another and don't call your husband a chimp. if this is a man: stinks dude, get your wife to make another one.

FYL and YDI, both, because you mustn't feed animals and animal crap can give you diseases.

all those big signs that say don't feed the animals, chyea you should probably listen. ydi for not being able to follow directions.

Wtf is up with chimps lately?

you know zoo animals can die from that... just sayin...