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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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You deserved it 18 098

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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You deserved it 3 633

By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 2 578

By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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You deserved it 5 727

By nightput - 17/11/2008 06:02 - France

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

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You deserved it 28 705

Is this part of the test?

By Samantha - 16/08/2012 22:36 - United States - Holt

Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML

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You deserved it 2 020

Abort test! Abort test!

By Lindsey - 24/05/2014 15:22 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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You deserved it 20 828

By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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You deserved it 14 616

By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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You deserved it 7 694

By Speedy - 20/07/2010 13:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML

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You deserved it 41 038

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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You deserved it 60 011

Lmc22391 6

Thursday 29 May 2014 12:07

"Accidentally". Well that's one way to get a passing score.

zandalee 19

Thursday 29 May 2014 12:10

Could be worse. You could have accidentally reached over and grabbed his willy!!!

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XxstrangerxX 5

Sunday 15 June 2014 15:17

So you were taking your driving test, but you had driven with your boyfriend a lot? Did you get a suspended licence?

Epickitty58 29

Tuesday 24 June 2014 17:18

Did he (the instructor) at least call you back?

Ditagein 14

Wednesday 26 November 2014 20:47

you never know it could have been the start two an awful relationship ???

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 21 June 2015 4:20

This made me chuckle.

killigan 12

Thursday 13 August 2015 5:07

Unless your boyfriend is somehow a legal guardian, he shouldn't be in the passenger seat next to you without your license.

Anubis95_fml 10

Friday 11 September 2015 5:11

you should've been keeping both hands on the wheel while driving anyways!

AlbinoMoose987 14

Sunday 11 September 2016 4:14

Wait do you drive without a license?

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Is this part of the test?

Abort test! Abort test!

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