Love: Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so...

By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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Please don't do this

By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 15:38 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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The proposal

By Brasilian29 - 11/12/2014 12:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of two years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready, and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back, and said, "Bitches, man." I cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 09:17

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

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Messy

By ZackAMole - 23/09/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was finally about to propose to my girlfriend at a fancy restaurant. Just as I got down on one knee, the fire alarm went off and the entire restaurant had to evacuate. She thought I was joking, and now she’s mad at me for "messing with her emotions." FML

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ileenefudge 29

Tuesday 25 June 2013 0:40

Why make a scene? Were you assuming she would say yes just because everyone was looking at her? I'd be embarrassed too, because that's just asking for trouble in my opinion and if she says no(which she did) then people make her out to be cruel and heartless.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 25 June 2013 0:43

In my humble opinion, no proposal should ever be rejected because everyone who proposes should be DAMNED SURE the answer will be "yes". If you aren't absolutely positive, don't do it.

Comments

v1k1rox 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 1:39

YDI for thinking a two year relationship is long enough to propose. Also YDI for causing a scene.

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Tuesday 25 June 2013 1:50

This is why you NEVER, EVER propose in public unless your woman has explicitly stated she wants a public proposal.

Kyle_Kawi27 7

Tuesday 25 June 2013 1:56

Dump that hoe.

MzZombicidal 36

Tuesday 25 June 2013 11:49

You don't dump with hoes, you dig with them.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 25 June 2013 1:58

The time wasn't right...but the time will be soon...

perdix 29

Tuesday 25 June 2013 2:46

You should have left the ring on your pillow and left for work. Wait, that didn't work . . . um, never mind.

queerdragon 20

Tuesday 25 June 2013 2:52

Marriages should have trust, communication, and love. You should know your partner well enough to know when to propose and how to do it. You would not take someone afraid of water out on a boat to propose. So you should have known your girlfriend did not want to get surprised with a proposal in public. I had a guy pop the question in a similar way. He did it in front of my whole family. He never asked if I wanted to get married or have children. We had been dating casually for a year. He broke up with me the moment I said "No. I don't want to get married, ever." So, you need to talk these things out or you will end up with traumatic memories that likely ruin the relationship.

timss4 19

Tuesday 25 June 2013 2:59

You run that risk when you do it in public, but yeah I can understand being shocked by a no after 2 years lol

Missyeru 14

Tuesday 25 June 2013 3:01

Did you talk to her? Thinks like marriage are usually talked about before you blindly pop the question....

chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 3:20

Of the two I would've thought you would've been the most embarrassed one. Before I poped the question we had talked about getting married several times and in detail. So I knew what the answer would be before I asked. Have to ask you what was the reason for wanting to have a whole restaurant full of people you don't know involved in such a private moment. Sounds like grandstanding to me.

esthoar 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 3:23

That's why you should never propose in public. I mean, it COULD work out amazing but there's always the chance... And then it's either they feel pressured to say yes and then say no later which I imagine is prettttty painful or they say no on the spot which is probably one of the most humiliating moments you'll ever go through.