By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML
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shananigans 0

"Taking out multiple children..." Now, I love kids, but the way I'm picturing this going down is absolutely hysterical.

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cat83 0

Don't date people with kids... problem solved.

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syed121417 22

Or OP and the girlfriend love each other? Someone doesn't understand the concept of a healthy relationship in any situation, now do they?

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leggyxo 0

Then it wasn't water then, was it?

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sbaldivia 0

wow how did this girl get so many posts up the other three from her are the rolling out of bed and the ****** on the motorbike and then the date paying in monopoly money for dinner? I smell bs to all of them

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wordgirl 0

OMG, that's funny. :D I didn't realize what you meant until I scrolled back up and read the OP's name. :)

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ahoyhoy123 0

Agrees with #10. haha! it made me laugh also.

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JohntheBaptist 0

you should have ended your story at Amusement Park i would have felt WAY more sorry for you

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pieintheface 0

taking out multiple kids? lol did you ram into them with your face or just trip em with your arms

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ofwglui 0

are you sure it wasn't the blood of your victims sliding you down the hill

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magankn 0

ya and your worried about the fact you slid on vomit rather than water then caring about the multipule children you took out on your way down. YDI

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