Kids: Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By ow my kidneys - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Germany - Bad Oeynhausen

Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML

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Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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greeneye_fml 12

Monday 30 November 2009 20:08

What I would give to see this on video.

shananigans 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:28

"Taking out multiple children..." Now, I love kids, but the way I'm picturing this going down is absolutely hysterical.

Comments

Kuato 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:58

Why are you with a chick that has a 4 year old? Don't you feel like less of a man when you are taking responsibility for someone else's offspring? YDI for even being at that location in that situation.

mandark 9

Monday 30 November 2009 21:07

Learn to read, please. Also, did you do a barrel roll? If not, you should have.

rinzlerkitty94 31

Tuesday 5 January 2016 21:42

OP is also a woman, dumbass. So no, she doesn't feel like less of a man, unlike you. You are a little bitch that clearly has a lot of growing up to do.

interpower1 0

Monday 30 November 2009 21:06

You're a woman with a girlfriend who has a 4-year old child? How did this happen?

Seti_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 22:32

girlfriend could be bisexual?

aoi_azarashi 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 4:46

a lot of women refer to their good friends as girlfriends, doesn't neccessarily mean they are dating

cwl727 32

Tuesday 8 April 2014 22:26

They could be lesbians and the boy could be either adopted or from a previous relationship.

baby_gurl2405 0

Monday 30 November 2009 21:18

okay thats just plain nasty! i recomend going home imidiately and washing off... maybe claime a few kisses from your girlfriend for all the hardship she put you through... :P lol

betamaxjim92 0

Monday 30 November 2009 22:01

Man that must have sucked real bad

AcesAndEights 0

Monday 30 November 2009 22:24

Haha, love the phrase "Taking out multiple children." I'm imagining them flying in all directions and landing in twisted heaps.

JV4Life 0

Friday 21 May 2010 23:00

#25 FTW!!!!1!!11!!!!

sLAUGHTERxx 0

Monday 30 November 2009 22:57

I say FYL and YDI. YDI: You should have been watching where you were walking instead of absent-mindedly strolling (or in this case, slipping) down a hill. Most people with common sense would watch where they were going so they don't step in mud/water/dog poop/VOMIT/etc. FYL: It TOTALLY sucks to have slipped in vomit. And FKL (F the Kids' Lives) for being taken out by you. It's disgusting and terrible at the same time that you slipped in vomit. I hope you went home and cleaned yourself up. There is one opinion I believe more strongly in: YDI. See above for why I chose YDI. Watch where you're going next time.